Look, I never planned on becoming a "productive member of society" or a "small business owner." Those terms usually imply you have your life together and don't spend four hours a day arguing with strangers on Reddit about whether a specific optic is "duty rated" or just a glorified paperweight.

But here we (pointing at you) are. Let me break it down:

My Descent into Madness

Setting this up was about as fun as a prostate exam from bigfoot. I spent weeks staring at forms, trying to figure out how to get edit some HTML for literally a simple fiver letter word without losing my goddamn mind.

Why "Nova Mission Systems"?

Because "I Buy Cool Shit and Sometimes Sell It" was already taken by every guy at the local gun show with a stained mustard shirt and a "Don't Tread on Me" flag.

I'm going to try sell gear that the people want. Not just a broad range of products that I'll have to hire a webmaster to manage APIs and code. 

The slogan? "Eyes on Target. Mission Complete." It sounds professional, right? In reality, the "Target" is getting you some gear and the "Mission" is usually just making sure my dog doesn't think a RMR HD is a chew toy he managed to get out of the inventory cabinet (seriously he'll open it up) while I’m distracted. He’s the real CEO; I’m just the guy who pays the bills, does the comms, manage logistics and deals with the ATF's bullshit.

So, welcome to my humble shop. Buy something or don't. I dont have the fancy "add to cart to see the price" thing or emails that go out and tell you forgot something. My margins are thin and I usually eat the tax. It's simple here BUT if you dont see it or I say contact me for the price. I'm always ready to answer. 

To make things fun around here i introduce to your our brand ambassadors Vector and Fizz. I'll let you figure out who's who.

I have to pee. Buy something.